so i was making eggs in a pan and they were sunny side up because eggs are very delicious
as i was jarring them around in the pan i notice the yolks jiggling round
then i got reminded of something i never had
missionary sex with an asian woman
as the eggs started to sputter and spit
i pulled out my now erect penis and applied butter to the shaft and went to town jiggling the eggs making them jiggle like asian lady boobs
as i approached orgasm i accidently hit the handle of the pan and knocked the pan off the stove and into the floor sending the eggs and grease everywhere
then i came all over the stove top
as the cum started to sizzle and pop i knew i was in danger of causing further damage
i pulled my pants up and turned the stove off
smoke was everywhere 
i had to stop, drop and roll out of the house
before long the entire house was a burning pyre
while i didnt get my eggs and now all my possessions are up in smoke
i still felt right about imagining fucking an asian lady missionary while watching my eggs giggle and fry
all in all it was a good choice to fap to it
i regret nothing