Uterpuler

Welcome to my page! I'm glad you're here.

I am an anime loving lesbian transexual gay bottom male furry. I enjoy rubbing my cat I named Zygote. All i like to do now is be on the internet lurking on the animal boards or Facebooks of most petting zoo's whereabouts. All day long just foot up a dog's ass. btw, i use Arch.. and OpenBSD. I've been up for a day with my starbucks iced coffee who's coffee I claim to hate because I don't wanna sacrifice my convenience. I will only be your friend if you like eating cheese in lederhosen while drinking your juice in the hood. I will also pass you by if you do not look again if you are a conservative man. I will never look back if I see your friends don't consist of at least one friend per ethnic group. I am asexual and although I may whine alot in public I ASSURE you I always get my way. I use any bathroom because all the toilets contain water and are built to expunge waste. I am NOT FAT I am just a corndog overweight. My hobbies include hating men, activism and parklor. If I go out with you, you may not look at other men or women, just me.. I kinda need the ego boost or my PTSD will trigger a tic or me getting a rainbow haircut. I look like i was just cut out of a pregnant virgin goat vagina and filled with butter. I have daddy issues as I was raised by my mom, who was a stripper and triple amputee. I also can't work any job because I have no sense of responsibility except taking my ADHD(self diagnosed because hey, what the hell do doctors know?) Also I need a safe space from y t. I am a mixed animal/vegetable/mineral. My status is god/goddess so bow down to me. I attend nonabide university where I spend my day virtue signaling every chance I get. Sad we talk of how mad men think, but that's about all we do. I also don't waste my time because voting because while I hate america so much, I just gotta have my iPhone 17 max which cost more that $2000 but I can take really bad photos of nature and turn them black and white to appear artsy. Ok if you've read this far, congratulations. This is a joke page to provoke a reaction. NO FISH! you absolute pigdog. Have a nice day! :)