I have come to the conclusion that despite having a relatively low body
count(18) , I've been on a total of 3 offical dates in my life.

this tells you what kind of women im attracted to and are attracted to me.

I'm highly confusesd now.

jesus, what the hell happened growing up.

can i just go back to the part the 90s?

i think im sick and i wanna go home!